Is This Real Or Am I On Drugs? That Is The Question

At least someone publishes these stories....Otherwise, I wouldn't even know how absurd things were outside my backyard.

"Roses are red, give one away and you get beaten black and blue"


"It is not raining because you are thinking sexy thoughts"


"Bring husband to Starbucks or go to jail"


****UPDATE*****

(I had to include this one as well because it is the most ironic.) "Salem comes to Saudi"


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