Monday, December 17, 2007

White Elephant Gifts

I went to a staff party last night and took part in the funniest white elephant gift exchange. This is what I won.

5 comments:

aaronhandishavingababy said...

i wish they sold asso brand toilet paper in the US.

the commerical would be easy: that lil fox would be friends with a bear. they'd be hanging in the forest, dropping a deuce. the bear would, naturally, reach for a rabbit to wipe his pooper. the rabbit would turn out to be friends with the lil fox, too. the fox would explain to the bear all the reasons why the bear should use asso TP instead of the rabbit to wipe. the end would be the bear shopping for asso, with the tagline and song in the background, "asso. it's good for your asso."

this comment is not gonna make it past the filtering.
i need more asso for my asso.

Unknown said...

cheers to keeping all assos foxy

Unknown said...

morroco sounds sweeet, quench your jones a little bit

The Unclutchables said...

i like that nathan is thinking in ad terms! great gift. love the product name. it reminds me of the time that my mom wanted to import toilet paper from china to the US and asked us to come up with names.

our favorite one? the plop mop.

happy new year!

michele

Anonymous said...

One of the great benefits of being overseas is missing the ENDLESSLY ONNNNGGGOIIINGG politics leading up to an election. One ASSO presuming the next ASSO's presumptions. Thank G-d for Amelica.

Miss you guys.